DitZy-fy Yourself...face it..you're screwed

Busted by the LurveShack

2006-05-26T05:09:00.000+10:00

the effects of talking to a D-member:

yes this post was pointless...i just felt as if i had to post something since i haven't done so in ages.

heres the excuse(on everyones behalf) for not updating: exams + assignments + just being plain lazy...the excitement of having a blog has died.

the amazing race

2006-05-19T14:52:00.000+10:00

(watching the amazing race with m)

m: i wonder how many of you ditzes it would take to finish the race.

me: what's that supposed to mean? i could easily just have done what they did! (snorkeling and looking for live lobster, have to catch two and bring it back to shore)

m: you, caryl, leonie and germaine. who is going to read the map? who is going to hold a live lobster?

me: please. i will read the map! i've done it before. and i think all of us will be able to hold the
lobster. maybe not caryl, hehe.

m: blah blah blah blah

+ + +

girls, its time we signed up for the amazing race to prove a point that we can. . . at the very least. . . make it without being eliminated in the first round.

how hard can it be? someone drives, someone navigates, someone to look for the best possible flights. . . lol have a good weekend :) and write more~!!

A Smokers No.#1 Rule

2006-05-07T17:40:00.000+10:00

NEVER...EVER...take their LAST STICK!!! as desperate as you get that ONE STICK is outta bounds. thats when things get personal..its disrespectful..can you imagine..if you had to do an assignment and that one thinking stick was your motivation...gawd you wouldnt get any work done if it wasnt around...hmm or maybe its just me. yeah fine..they call you from the smoke shop the nxt day and ask if you want a pack...OFCOURSE i want that pack..gosh..ill let it go this time..only cause i tried to take your left knee off with my 'Whack-A-Mole' hammer, and its the least i can do (:

ditzy-ness in gold coast

2006-05-05T00:05:00.000+10:00

hello fellow gis ditzs, its our stupidness that binds us together to have the most laughs.

manda: mmm... free flight bird show but birds are dumb!

ming: it starts soon, lets catch the train

manda: gawd, you have to pay for everything in this park! oh ming, it says free in front of (points to free flight bird show) this and the others don't have free, omg, its the only free show!

ming: *blink blink* birds are dumb, huh?

manda: eh? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. heh heh, i get it. . . ooops, i didnt join the FREE FLIGHT together to make sense ot it, i just saw the word: FREE.

ming: manda's dumb. not the birds.

Meet the Family

2006-05-04T14:27:00.000+10:00

Ladies refrain from smacking me, i know the photos are not the most flattering..apart from Miss 'Canadia' just cause i dont have any embaressing ones of you..and thus you will have to hand one over...like it or not. And to the rest of you...HAHA SUCK SHITE bellas(:

The furry one's first ditZy entry

2006-05-04T07:28:00.000+10:00

hello fellow ditzes!

was wondering when we had an official blog to publicise (within the ditz circle of course- we dont want outsiders laughing at us!) our blur/clueless/ditziness :D any questions in mind post them to the group and we'll see whether our combined braincell power adds up to more than 5 :)

xx
the furry one ;)

ditz test

2006-05-03T23:16:00.000+10:00

In order to join our ditz page, we have to pass the ditz test.

1) what base is the soup?
ditz answer: SOUP BASE (haha manda, ming, nicky and leo .. pls do not reveal the ditz)

2) Where is niagara falls?
ditz answer: NIGERIA .. (classic ditz)

A Ditz's First Step

2006-05-03T21:31:00.000+10:00

I am just going to start off by saying that the sooner you realize ~~I'm a genius~~ we are geniuses** the better off we'll all be. Gosh, i haven't even gotten though the first sentence and im already messing up so i think ill keep this short.

**SAMPLE #1: what happened before i could continue..

Main Entry: ge·nius
Pronunciation: 'jE-ny&s, -nE-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-nE-"I/
1 : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity
2 : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; specifically : a person with a very high intelligence quotient (some how i beg to differ, im not saying we are daft...its just that we are just pro in the ditz area. Afterall its a highly specialized field and not all are capable of functioning as normal as we do)

ATTENTION: this blog has multiple DitZy contributors & is not for the feeble minded..we are not to be held responsible for stupidifying you as you read into our daily/weekly/monthly ditz antics.